MY DAUGHTER'S PROOF OF OWNERSHIP FOR EVERY OBJECT

Even the objects she doesn't own.  Like trees, basketball hoops, our neighbor's arm.

WHEN I DISCOVERED MY KID COULD OPEN THE TUB OF DESITIN

I didn't see it in time.

ON THE COMPUTER FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE THE KIDS PLAY

    AND IT'S SUDDENLY QUIET

WHEN MY MAN COMES HOME TO A CLEAN HOME AND ASKS WHAT I DID ALL DAY

I'm just like

5:30 AM

    Me

          My kids

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THE WORST DANCE TO SEE YOUR KID DO IN PUBLIC

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WHEN I BRING CUPCAKES TO MY KID'S CLASS

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WHEN A CHILDLESS FRIEND STARTS TO TELL ME ALL THE THINGS I'M DOING WRONG

 I'm like

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I WANT MY KIDS TO EAT A VARIETY OF FOODS

But they're like

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WHEN A KID MASTERS A NEW MILESTONE EARLY

If it's someone else's kid

If it's my kid

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WHEN I LOOK SO TIRED A COWORKER JOKES I WAS SEXING IT UP ALL NIGHT

I'm like

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WHEN MY KID LOSES HER SECURITY BLANKET 5 MINUTES BEFORE HER NAP

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WHEN A FIRST TIME MOM SAYS HER KID WILL NEVER WATCH TV

About This Blog

I am a mother.  You don't need to know more;  that's enough to know I'm sleep deprived and slightly insane.   

But if you insist, I enjoy repeatedly picking up a single object from the floor, spit up and snot all over my body, saying NO a million times a day, the inability to have an uninterrupted night's sleep, loud and obnoxious noises, and of course, cereal for supper.

This is a parenting blog intended to be humorous.  Make your own decision.